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Sunday Quick Links



It's one of those days when I can't pick just one thing to write about, but don't have time to write about everything: 


If you were wondering how Michelle Obama's "secret" trip to Target (did she ever go to Target pre-2008? Does Chicago even have a Target within the city limits?) was memorialized on film, well it's because the White House tipped off the AP. Pretty pathetic. 


Chris Christie is the man of the hour. Some say that he is the only (GOP) man for the times: a tough talker who can appeal to Reagan Democrats, and face down the public employee unions. Could be, but unions are only a sliver of the left coalition, and Christie has a lot of political sympathy for virtually every other element of the Democrat base. Among other things, he is as dumb on the environment as Joe Biden (or any other green). We can do better. 


Paul Ryan reviews Jeffrey Sachs's new book, describing it as having "veneer of economic analysis cannot conceal what is essentially a crusade against the free enterprise ethic of our republic." Nice to see at least one GOP politician try to take on the intellectual heavies on the left. 


This guy wants to believe that the present Wall Street protests are "like Egypt." The protesters are more than just the usual hippies, communists, and nose-ringed college students, says he. There are unions and "grannies" there! Very middle class! (pictures at the link). Right, well any union presence is going to be bused-in astro-turf. As for the "grannies," I think we're all hip to the truth, which is that old leftists like to grasp the mantle of respectable seniors, knowing the media will treat them as cuddly old folks, rather than as socialists who hate their country. Anyway, these protests not "like" Egypt; they are like Greece. 


On the other hand, the apparently unprovoked pepper spraying of a couple protesters by a normally desk-bound "cop" is just the sort of thing the blame-America-first crowd loves. You'd think every police officer in NYC would be hip the way leftists use this sort of thing for their own propaganda. San Francisco cops sure do. But, as JFK used to say, there's always one dumb son of a bitch who never gets the word. 


The al-Awlaki drone strike was a just result. He may have been "American-born," in the words of media style-books, but he left the US as a small child and was not acting in America's best interests. Obama's been getting this 100% right, but his ambivalence has been undermining his strategy


An inside view of the intimidation of the health insurance industry during the passage of Obamacare. For all the talk of the "right wing noise machine," if a GOP president and his allies had tried something this heavy-handed, there would have been all sorts of "brave" dissidents rushing to the microphones. But, let Democrats do it, and everyone's all STFU. Has to be because they were worried about unflattering stories published by the White House's media allies - meaning the media - right?


Herman Cain's rise is due entirely to his being the only optimistic candidate. People clearly want to hear his message, yet Cain is held to be "unelectable." OK, assuming he's unelectable, that doesn't mean the "electable" candidates can't learn something from him and his methods.


Btw, I thought Cain (or Santorum) would "shock the world" by running strong in Iowa, but it seems Cain's moment is now, and not four months from now. That means the media will be "vetting" him. In other words, they'll be seeking damning quotes from every disgruntled employee, disappointed corporate rival, and bitter stripper ex-girlfriend (I kid, I kid) that they can find. These are never our republic's finest hours. In fact, they are some of our worst as the elites among us broadcast rumors and innuendos as if they were dispatches from the Somme. Hope Cain is ready for it. I also hope he is ready to fight back in the manner of Clarence Thomas, rather than flinch away in the manner of virtually every other GOP politico unfortunate to have gone through this process. 


Michael Wilbon asks a damn good question about a new Walter Payton biography:  "what is the exact purpose of writing a book, 12 years after Payton's depressing death at 45, that goes to agonizing lengths to tell us essentially that Payton was flawed?" Supposedly, it's because Payton's public persona was that of a solid citizen when in private he cheated on his wife and used, get this, pain killers. It's that darn hypocrisy, again! Really, a professional athlete who sleeps with women not his wife? That's news? What about a look at Mrs. Payton. Maybe she was a pain in the a**? And since when was pain killer use a scandal? What's really galling is knowing that journalists who love to flog this sort of information probably couldn't stand up to a similar level of scrutiny. 





Gold To Lead: Violence Mars SF-Raiders Game



There's a tradition for the Bay Area's two NFL teams to play one another during the pre-season (they meet up occasionally during the regular season). Usually this involves a lot of trash talking and good-natured ribbing, especially if you wear a Raiders jersey to Candlestick. But, this year's rivalry game was a little more...intense.

San Francisco police were seeking witnesses Sunday to the shooting of two men and the severe beating of a third in a restroom at Candlestick Park, as city and league officials condemned a rash of attacks and brawls that marred the annual preseason football game between the Raiders and 49ers.

The most severely injured victims from Saturday night - a 24-year-old wearing an anti-49ers T-shirt who was shot, and a 26-year-old who was beaten - were listed in serious condition at San Francisco General Hospital, suggesting they would survive.

Meanwhile, video footage of fights between fans at the stadium popped up on YouTube, showing a chaotic and dangerous scene at an event that drew tens of thousands of fans.

Memo to excitable football hooligans: it's a pre-season game!!! At this point, you're not even seeing the starters any more. Are you really going to go to jail over that?


More seriously this looks like a real watershed event for the 49'ers. Maybe the Raiders have the rep as a bad boy team, but all of this happened at Candlestick, with Raiders fans apparently bearing the brunt of the attacks. I heard on the radio this morning (so it *must* be true) that the the NFL stadium with the most arrests last year was (drumroll) Candlestick. Clearly we are a long way from the days when 49'ers fans were derided as brie-eating wine sippers. After the Giants won the World Series last year, I wrote that this had marked the moment when San Francisco officially went from being a football town to being a baseball town. Now, it's even worse. Now, it's gotten to the point where a lot of regular people - folks who have been 49'ers fans for decades - won't even go to games any more.


Like a lot of people I haven't been to Candlestick in years (maybe not since the late-1990's), but word on the street has been that it has become more and more unpleasant with each passing year. We're talking a drunken scene in the parking lot, boorish fans in the stands, and lots of fighting. Not surprisingly the 49'ers descent has tracked its ownership troubles. Before Eddie DeBartelo was pushed out when he got mixed up in a gambling/corruption case in Louisiana, he at least was able to field a winning team, and ran a classy operation. No more. The Yorks have demonstrated once and for all that their frank disinterest in the team (they still live in Ohio, for pete's sake!) has caused it to fester and fall apart. And that's not to mention the team's persistent losing ways.


Also, everyone's dancing around this, but there was apparently a heavy gang presence at Candlestick on Saturday night. ESPN is reporting that many of the fights arose from tension between ... get this...Nortenos and Surenos gang members. Random acts of dumb violence in public - it's another job that Americans won't do!


The obvious solution is to increase security at the games, both with the police and private security guards. But, that's only the beginning. Football games, especially those involving mediocre teams, are often little more than elaborate beer delivery systems. That has to be cut off at some point. But the 49'ers have to deal with the fact that at least some of their fans are become more trouble than they are worth.






What The Heck Happened...





Youth Is Wasted On The Young


I haven't watched much college basketball this year, but I did manage to see parts of the UCONN-Butler game, which has already entered the pantheon of "worst title game ever." While Butler clearly endured a Shark-like choke job, the level of play was poor on both sides of the ball. People love Cinderellas, but it sure seems like there are more Cinderellas now because the top teams are not as good as they used to be. One stat over at the Painted Area sums up the problem: there are play-off level NBA teams that are college-aged
Ages of Butler's starters in Monday night's game:
    - Matt Howard: 22
    - Shawn Vanzant: 22
    - Chase Stigall: 21
    - Shelvin Mack: 20
    - Andrew Smith: 20
Ages of Oklahoma City's starters, if James Harden were subbed in for Thabo Sefolosha:
    - Kendrick Perkins: 26
    - Kevin Durant: 22
    - Russell Westbrook: 22
    - Serge Ibaka: 21
    - James Harden: 21
Additionally, in OKC's game in L.A. on Saturday night, the Clippers started three 22-year-olds in Blake Griffin, Eric Gordon and DeAndre Jordan, with Eric Bledsoe (21) and Al-Farouq Aminu (20) getting rotation minutes, as well.
That's pretty amazing. It seems like Kevin Durant and Eric Gordon were in college years ago, which of course they were. At this point, they are three-year veterans! But they're nearly half my age! Gah!

I'm not against the idea of kids making the leap to the NBA after one year in college, or even straight out of high school. That's certainly better than three or four years of indentured servitude under the auspices of the NCAA and its hypocritical rules that punish a kid for accepting a freakin' cell phone from a third party while his college makes millions off of his labors. But, the college game certainly suffers in quality as the guys with real talent leave after their "one & done" year.

It seems incredible to think about it, but Michael Jordan spent three years at UNC, which was not unusual for the time, and which is likely never going to happen again.


2010: the Year In Bay Area Sports


A big year in Bay Area sports keeps getting better with the New Year's Eve announcement that the 2013 America's Cup race will be held in the San Francisco Bay.

San Francisco Giants - how was your team's year? Oh, our's was OK. We only won the World Series, bay-be! There's nothing quite like life in a Championship City. There's a certain buzz in the air, the bars are a little livelier; men's voices boom a little louder; young kids stop goofing around and try to strut around like their dads; even the sleazy guys selling bootleg T-shirts out of a briefcase looked good. Good times. 2010 also saw the emergence of Giants catcher Buster Posey, who quickly emerged as a fan favorite (you saw Posey jersies as early as August, just weeks after he won the starting job), and won the Rookie of the Year.

San Francisco 49'ers - another disappointing year as a team that was expected to contend for a play-off berth failed on every possible level. QB Alex Smith definitively established that, for all of his complaints that he has been held back by injury and bad coaching, there is also a problem in that he suxxx. Even if he could be redeemed, the fans just don't want to see him again. The team's been rebuilding for 8 years now, and it looks like they will have to rebuild again.

Baseball vs. Football - this may go down in the history books as the year San Francisco moved firmly from being a football town to being a baseball town. Putting aside the vast gulf between winning and losing, the Giants simply feel like a better fit for the City than the Niners right now. The team plays in a beautiful downtown stadium that the team built itself (the City mostly helped by getting out of the way of the permitting process). After the highs and lows of the Bonds years, the team patiently built a contender based around young phenoms like Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain (only the Barry Zito signing has been glaring in its disastrousness, and even he's had a good year). Like a SOMA tech start-up, there is a point and a plan, and the young guys who need a haircut have a ton of money, and plenty of good cheer.

The 49'ers, meanwhile, are still trolling for public funds to pay for "their" stadium, while threatening to take the team to Santa Clara. The City Fathers' response has been, shall we say, muted. All the while, it's been one bad personnel decision after another, whether at coach, GM, QB, or even owner. In retrospect, the decision to break up the Mariucci-Garcia-Owens team was the beginning of the end. The 2002 edition of that team went 10-6, won its division and went to the play-offs, the last 49'er team to do so. But, back then the Dynasty Fumes were still in the tank and everyone thought "they" could do better. Turns out the floor was really a ceiling and now the bottom has fallen out.

17 years ago, the Giants were an afterthought, playing out frozen games at Candlestick and nearly moving to Tampa Bay (it was this threat that finally brought in new ownership and the new stadium). The 49'ers, meanwhile, held semi-annual Superbowl parades down Market Street, and were a mortal lock on at least a play-off berth. But, the melancholy reality in sports, as in life, is that the only thing permanent is change.

Oakland A's - a team that is in a bad rut. The third-best team in the American League West is playing in a terrible stadium that they can't even fill to a quarter of its capacity. Billy Beane may be admired around the league for his pioneering use of sabremetrics to build his team, but the Beane-era A's have never won a championship, unlike the sabremetric minded Boston Red Sox. Worse, Beane's incessant trade have slowly, but surely depressed his East Bay fan base. The A's have a fielded a ton of great players over the last 10 years, but they never seem to be anything more than pieces in a never ending game of "trade chess." A visit to McAfee Stadium tells the tale: along with complaints about the latest trade-for-prospects, you'll see more jerseys for former A's players, than you will for current ones. The A's "experience" is still a good one: the players are always classy, competent and low-key (they'll happily sign autographs before games); you can always get good seats at a low price (unless the Yankees or Sox are in town); the stadium staff is always friendly; even the hot dogs taste better. But, this is a team that probably needs a change in scenery.

Oakland Raiders - began the post-JaMarcus Era well, with their many top-draft prospects from the last few years finally living up to their promise. Darren McFadden, for one, had a great year. Coach Cable does not look like much, but the guy has a good football mind, and is a great motivator. The Raiders, even during last year's doldrums, always play hard for him. The malaise of uncertainty at QB remains this team's cross to bear.

Golden State Warriors - a good year off the court, as owner Chris Cohan - the symbol of the franchise's 17 years of mediocrity - finally sold the team, this time to a basketball savvy group with neck-high, if not deep, pockets. Steph Curry emerged as one of the top rookies in the league, while Monta Ellis emerged as the team's alpha dog. The team also acquired free agent David Lee, who finally gave the team a credible rebounding threat. This being the Warriors, Lee was promptly sidelined by a bizarre infection in his arm that nearly killed him, and definitely killed the team's momentum. Center Andris Biedrins annual season-ending injury also appears to be on schedule. The team may look like it's flailing, but there's hope in the flail.

St. Mary's Gaels - the Men's Basketball team made an honest-to-god Cinderella run in the NCAA tournament, reaching the Sweet 16 and beating Villanova along the way.

Stanford Cardinal - the football team had one of its best years ever, led by future first-round pick Andrew Luck and future Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh.

San Jose Sharks - another play-off run that ended in the second round. These guys do a lot of things right (they win their home games, and are always a contender, which is all a fan base should legitimately ask), but they're getting close to the point of diminishing returns: not good enough to win a championship, but too good to get the sort of draft prospects that can let them build for the future.

Stockton Ports - the A's farm team went to the California League playoffs, but couldn't get out of the first round.

San Jose Giants - you-know-who's farm team matched their northern brothers by winning the California League championship.

Larry Ellison - lost out on the Warriors ownership prize, but managed to win the America's Cup, of all things, resulting in an unexpected boon: a San Francisco-based America's Cup race.


Pistol


Apropos of nothing, here's Pete Maravich going through some odd drills with Red Auerbach.


Amazing stuff. Also amazing is the glimpse into the not-too-distant pre-Sportscenter past when the greatest coach of the era was a cigar-chomping wise guy (as opposed to our current era's smug "zen priest"); and the team from New Orleans was called the "Jazz," which made a helluva lot more sense.


Tweet of the Year


This is the funniest thing ever to come out of Twitter. The background: the hapless Buffalo Bills were on the verge of upsetting the Pittsburgh Steelers. All Bills receiver Stevie Johnson had to do was hold on to a ball thrown straight to him in the end zone. If you you know anything about the Bills, you'll already know that he dropped the ball. Afterwards, he took to Twitter to rage at the Almighty:


Have to love the "Thx Tho..."


America's Team: Happy Memories With Leon Lett


Via Ace of Spades, here's a funny look at one of the great NFL boneheads, Leon Lett of the Dallas Cowboys. "All of a sudden, you see one white jersey ... with a star on it ... coming out of nowhere, jumping on the ball."



And here he is losing a sure Superbowl touchdown through a combination of his own hotdogging and Don Beebe's heroic hustle:




(Dedicated to the Free Will brother)

UPDATE: here's an odd answer to a future trivia question: when Jake Delhomme takes the field in Sunday's Browns-Panthers game, he will be drawing a paycheck from both teams.
With Browns rookie quarterbackColt McCoy in a walking boot and nursing a high ankle sprain, Jake Delhomme will start against his former Panthers team Sunday. What makes this even more intriguing is that Cleveland is paying Delhomme $7 million this season while Carolina is paying him $12.75 million. So the Panthers will be paying Delhomme more than the team he is trying to help lead to a victory. But Delhomme could help Carolina in a roundabout way; he could do even more to help the Panthers lock up the draft's No. 1 overall pick.

I know this is not an unusual occurrence in professional sports (must have happened to A-Rod a couple hundred times in the past decade), but surely it's a singular moment when the team you are playing against is paying you more than the team you are leading.


Big Day Coming



Giants Win!

Get Out And Vote!


The Fix Was In: Fake Int'l Soccer Team Loses Match In Barain


This story in the Wall Street Journal would almost cry out for a Cool Runnings style film adaptation. A team claiming to be the Togo National Soccer team played a match against the Bahrain team has since been revealed to be a fake:

Bahrain's national soccer team needed to prepare for an important game. So it jumped at a chance to invite Togo, a small West African country with a highly regarded soccer team, to play an exhibition match.

At least $60,000 was spent on flights, hotels and other expenses, and in early September, the Bahrain team lined up against 11 players in Togo jerseys. The Togo players weren't as good as the Bahrainians expected, and the Persian Gulf team won 3-0.

In Togo's capital, Lomé, the Togo Football Federation was surprised not so much by the team's poor showing as by the game itself: On Sept. 7 the Togo team wasn't actually in Bahrain—but on a bus returning from an official game in Botswana.

TFF officials say the team in Bahrain was a fake one, which they suspect was organized by someone wishing to pocket some of the money spent on the event.

"It's quite annoying," says Togo Sports Minister Christophe Tchao. "We need to make this sport healthier."

Lot of head scratching over how "in the age of Google/Facebook/Twitter/etc." an entire national team could be faked. I guess my question would be, if you had to verify the identities of the Togo National Soccer Team on short notice, how would you go about doing it? Especially when, as it happens, a former coach and a couple insiders at the Togo Football Federation were in on the scam, something the WSJ glosses over in telling this very funny story.

The coach, for his part, has rationalized his conduct by pointing to the only mitigating factors recognized by the international community: race, poverty and redistributing wealth (in this case from rich Arabs to poor Africans).

Two days later, Mr. Tchanilé acknowledged having been behind the Bahrain game during a press briefing in Lomé. He said he wished to apologize to all Togolese, to Bahrain authorities and also to Mr. Perumal.

"Even if it's tough for me, I must accept [this ruling] in a sportsmanlike manner," he said.

Reached subsequently by telephone, Mr. Tchanilé declined to comment on his role, citing the ongoing probe. Still, he said, the Bahrain game had been a good deed.

"Togo's a mess, we have no proper soccer fields, most talented players drop the sport to work as taxi drivers," he said. "If some kids had a chance to play a game in Bahrain, where's the harm?"

No word on Mr. Tchanile's future as a community organizer.



From Russia With Love: Yacht A Arrives In San Francisco



Speaking of billionaire yachting types, I drove over to Sausalito last night for dinner and saw, moored just off Bridgeway, the enigmatically luxe Yacht A.


It's an impressive craft, but a tad...Blofeld-esque. I half expected to see a British Special Agent leading a team of ninjas over the side, as Andrey Melnichenko's minions - wearing color coordinated jumpsuits, of course - fend them off with machine guns.


The Can't Do Society: Life Under Progressive Governance


San Francisco is a beautiful city with a comfortable climate, great restaurants, and unrivaled cultural opportunities. It can truly be said to be at the vanguard of many social and economic trends. Hey, if it was good enough for Milton Friedman, it's good enough for Free Will! SF is also, you may have heard, a nest of progressive politics with the most left-wing polity of just about any major city in the US. As the following stories make clear, this makes it devilishly hard to get anything done, even something as simple as registering kids for school or holding an international regatta

First, if you were not aware, local billionaire Larry Ellison won the most recent America's Cup Race, which means he has the right to determine the date and location of the next race. Cool! I thought. The America's Cup in the San Francisco! Apparently, there are those who don't share my enthusiasm, specifically the inevitable environmentalists who have drafted onerous laws that the City and Ellison need to work around, or lose the Cup Race. Oh, and they have six weeks to dispense walking around money, er, "work with environmental lobby and the state legislature"

San Francisco officials are moving quickly to acquire an exemption to state environmental law in time for a deadline to submit a proposal on hosting the next America's Cup, The Chronicle has learned.

"Without this legislative action, it is likely that San Francisco will not be selected and the regatta will be held overseas," said a recent memo from Mayor Gavin Newsom's office that was used to brief environmentalists on the proposal, which would cover shoreside facilities for yachts, gear and support services.

Some environmental groups, while appreciative that city officials sought their input, warn that an exemption would open the floodgates for wealthy interests to circumvent state-required environmental review.

"We're not going to sit by idly and let that happen," said Tina Andolina, legislative director for the Planning and Conservation League, an environmental lobbying group.

The City estimates that the Race will add 9,000 jobs and bring in a billion dollars to the local economy. But, wait! "Tina Andolina" objects and won't sit idly by and let such a thing happen! Good thing we have people like that on the case. But don't call environmentalism a job killer! That's H8!

Ellison and the City are bending over backwards to make this happen, so I'm sure there will be an appropriate compromi$e. Saving the planet really is a racket.

Second we have the annual spectacle of parents trying to get their elementary school age kids into a decent public school. You'd think that it would be a simple matter of taking the little tykes to the school down the street, but we don't do "simple" very well in SF: Parents Struggle For Choice In SF Schools

Walt Szalva and his wife, Blaire Hansen, were on a nearly hopeless mission Wednesday morning. They stopped in at Chinese Immersion School at De Avila on Haight Street on the tiny chance that their 5-year-old daughter, Devon, might be able to get into kindergarten there.

After touring 20 schools, following up with principals, putting in more than 100 hours of research, and camping out at the Educational Placement Center for hours at a time, they were 0-7 on the schools they chose for Devon.

They had hoped that with the first week of school under way, a spot would open up at one of the schools on their list.

So they showed up at De Avila, without an appointment, on the hope that they could chat with Principal Rosina Tong, who might give them a hint of encouragement. She couldn't.

"I know parents come in here hoping," Tong said. "But I'm not sure I can give you hope. I can only say that a system is in place and it will work out."

Frankly, if Szalva hears "a system is in place," one more time, he may start speaking in tongues.

This is progressive governance at its absolute worst. All these people want is to put their kid in a safe, competent public school. But, instead they get the run-around such that their 5(!) year old doesn't have a place to go on the first day of school. Oh, sure, the district offered to let the girl go to a school with "some of the lowest test scores, worst academics and poorest parent participation in the district." Wow, how could they resist such a command from their betters! That wasn't a choice. That was an insult.

The reason for all of this is the inevitable "diversity." A kid like Devon can't get into the place she wants because somehow SF was insufficiently diverse in the past (when?!) so that today's kids are punished for the sins that may have happened 40 or 50 years ago. Boy, it sure would be nice if there was a system in place where parents could put their child in private school and receive some sort of compensation - maybe in the form of a voucher? - from a school district that seems absolutely incapable of doing the one thing it's supposed to do: educate their kids. But, we all know what good liberals - is there any other kind? - think of that.

There's a reason why SF famously has more dogs than children. The City simply could care less about kids. If the parents don't like what the school system offers, they are essentially told to get out of town. For the parents who can't afford such an option, their kids end up in mediocre, unsafe schools where the priority seems to be punishing the present for what was done in the past. How compassionate. Also, how hide-bound. City leaders are forever playing at "we are the vanguard" of the future and posing for Social Realist-style photos where they gaze purposefully into the distance. But brute reality is that they want to run everything from the top down, and to hell with anyone who wants to follow their own path. "Progressive" = Repressive.

No doubt, many disappointed parents are hip liberal types who actually believe all that talk about teachers being the noblest of professionals, that children are the future, and that diversity is the highest possible value. But, one by one they learn the truth and open their eyes. Unfortunately, there are always a dozen more coming behind them, happily wearing their blindfolds.



We're Gonna Make It: The Warriors Get Sold


Can't miss mentioning the imminent sale of the Golden State Warriors to a local venture capitalist whose $$ and savvy helped lead the Boston Celtics from the bottom of the East to 2008 champs. Call it Hoops & Change: Warriors Sold for $450 Million

The name "Larry Ellison" was the subject of every rumor throughout the four-month sales process. But the new owner isn't the Oracle CEO. It's Joe Lacob, a Silicon Valley venture capitalist whose name was rarely mentioned.

Lacob's investment group, which also features entertainment executive Peter Guber, signed a purchase agreement to buy the Oakland NBA team from Chris Cohan for a league record $450 million.

....

"We've got to address the on-court situation and try to improve it," said Lacob, a Warriors season-ticket holder who owns a partial stake in the Boston Celtics, which he will have to sell. "Our job is to turn this team into winners. We've talked about a lot of other things, but that is the bottom line."

Lacob hopes to see the Warriors make the same rebound that the Celtics did after he bought into them in 2006. The Celtics were 57-107 in the two seasons before winning the 2008 championship.

"I feel like I understand basketball. It's a tremendous passion of mine," Lacob said. "I tried to bring that to the Celtics. I was in the draft war room each year, and I'd like to think I had something to do with some of the big, bold moves that we made at the right time to get that thing turned around."

Lacob said he wouldn't talk about potential roster or front office moves with the Warriors until the sale is approved by the league - a process that sources believe will move swiftly. Until then, Lacob said, he expects that Cohan will listen to his suggestions.

Lacob "has incredible financial acumen, he lives there and he's a lifelong Warriors fan," said Guber, chairman of Mandalay Entertainment. "He has great familiarity with basketball, he's extremely clever and he understands partnerships."

There's a lot of talk about making wholesale changes in the organization, from coaching staff to the GM's office, to the food vendors. You know what would make a real difference right away? Get rid of the current medical staff (assuming there is one. for all we know they just get by with smelling salts and Ben-Gay). Every year, the Warriors' slim hopes are dashed by seemingly endless injuries that leave their roster hopelessly depleted for months on end. The team has a depressing tendency to endure season-ending injuries, even to guys in their early twenties. Then, the ones who survive get run ragged as they play dozens of "seven-man roster" games...which they lose. I tell you, it's depressing to think of how Stephen Curry might be getting mistreated as we speak.

The Warriors' new owners are already talking about building a championship contender, which means they must be planning to assassinate Kobe (or planning to send one of the Bay Area's many flaky blonds up to his hotel room for a "visit"). Let's work on keeping the team healthy for once. Do that and you can at least win your home games and make the playoffs every couple years, which is all I really would ask for now.



The Soccer War: the Right Wing's War on "Football"


Ace of Spades has the definitive post on why Americans, especially those on the cultural/social right, will never embrace soccer and, more importantly, why self-important urban progressives insist that we do so immediately: (1) there's not enough scoring; (2) "America's best team-sport athletes, by and large, do not rise through the ranks to play soccer" (3) Americans already dedicate a stupendous amount of time to other sports, and cannot take the time to absorb the nuances of soccer; (4) Americans strongly suspect that the smug regard for soccer among progressives is just another battle in the endless cultural war against America: The Real Reason The Right Doesn't Like Soccer

I am willing to say that soccer is just as good a sport as my sport of choice (football), and that my fondness for football is largely a product of conditioning and familiarity. That there is, in final analysis, nothing intrinsically, objectively "better" about touchdown-football than soccer-football, but just that I have acquired a taste for the former and haven't bothered to acquire a taste for the latter.

But are progressive hectors like the NPR guy willing to say the same in return? That touchdown-football is every bit as good a sport as soccer-football?

I don't think they are. I detect a lot of culture-warrior rejectivism going on among progressives, here, actively championing soccer not just because they simply like soccer better, but because they actively and affirmatively reject the culture they grew up with and seek, as they often do, an alternative that is both foreign and therefore "better," and which also, quite consciously, places them in position outside the American cultural mainstream.

And from that position, they are better able to do what they always wind up doing anyway -- mocking American traditional culture and positing that every other culture, no matter how stupid, primitive, or barbaric, needs be necessarily better than American culture simply because it's not American.

I would add one other factor: soccer/football players, even at the World Cup level, don't strike me as being all that impressive athletically. Sure, they can run fast (although not fast enough given the glacial pace of most matches...), and I guess they need some foot-eye coordination to move the ball around. But speed and quick reflexes are the bare minimum needed to play American sports at any level, let alone that of the professional. I mean, look at David Beckam and then look at Sidney Crosby...or Lebron James...or Tim Duncan...or Vince Young...or Ichiro Suzuki...or Albert Pujols...or, anyone playing professional sports in America. Those guys have speed, size, grace, reflexes, charisma, plus they all play sports where split-second timing is everything. Not only, there are plenty of American sports stars who play a lot of soccer in the off-season, with Steve Nash and Kobe Bryant being the most obvious examples. Hell, even Rod Stewart has played semi-pro soccer.

American sports are not just oriented towards action; the men who play American sports at an elite level also need the athleticism and the intellect to thrive under enormous time pressure (not to mention space constraints. while the baseball diamond and basketball court create endless traffic jams of athletes, the soccer field is huge with plenty of space for everyone to find some elbow room). I saw a clip of the American goal over the weekend against Britain. Big deal. The American had all of the time and space in the world to set up and make his shot. I couldn't even understand why he made that shot, as it lacked any power and went straight to the goal keeper, and in fact it was only the goal keeper's bone-headed play that resulted in a goal. If that's the best soccer can do, I'm not sold.

That's not to say soccer is all bad. If I'm at a bar and there's a soccer game on the TV, I'll sit and watch it while making the occasional tipsy comment. Also, soccer is impressively egalitarian. Like basketball, it has a low barrier of entry and can be played by anyone with a ball. Plus, soccer jerseys, like rugby jerseys, look great and can be worn as everyday-wear. And, who am I to knock someone else's choice of sport? Soccer fans - the real ones, not the SWPL types at NPR - enjoy getting drunk and cheering on their team, and you really can't argue with that.



Instant Legacy Mix

Donald Fehr's announcement that he is retiring as head of the Major League Baseball Players Association has brought forth a lot of commentary about his "mixed legacy." On the one hand, baseball players are making a lot more $$ than they were 25 years ago. On the other, Fehr was one of the major voices impeding any sort of steroid testing in baseball and effectively helped cover up the true extent of steroid use in the major leagues.

Truth be told, Fehr's legacy isn't mixed at all: the sizable increase in players' salaries was intimately linked to increased steroid use. As salaries headed for the stratosphere, the incentives to boost your athletic and financial fortunes through juicing grew exponentially, especially when everybody "knew" that some of the top performers are openly using steroids. Not only that, the temptation to use steroids to recover from injuries, as apparently happened with Andy Pettite and Rick Ankiel, is even more overwhelming. A little juice and you can maybe stay in the big leagues just a little longer, living the good life and putting a little more $$ in the bank.

I won't begrudge baseball players their salaries, or Fehr's efforts to secure said salaries. However, the MLBPA's willingness to look the other way on steroids didn't do anyone any good. Ultimately, it has left all of the players in the post-strike era under a cloud of suspicion. That is Fehr's true legacy.

The Spirit of '49

Little Santa Clara has been waging a low-level war to steal the San Francisco 49'ers from San Francisco. Ominously, the team is 100% supportive of the effort to woo them. The bait? A new stadium. Mmmmmm. Stadium: Council Vote A Win, But Battles Loom For 49'ers

The Santa Clara City Council has approved a financing plan for a new $937 million stadium, but significant challenges lie ahead for the South Bay city that wants to lure the football team from San Francisco.

The most obvious is convincing Santa Clara voters to back a deal that calls for a $79 million public subsidy and another $35 million from a new tax on guests at eight hotels near the stadium site.

"If you want a football analogy, we just won our division," team President Jed York said after the City Council's 5-2 vote that took place early Wednesday. "But we still need to get through the playoffs."


For those of you who are not hip to Bay Area geography, Santa Clara is a suburb of San Jose, not San Francisco, so the 49'ers moving down there would effectively be the end of SF's having a football team. There's talk of "suing" the 49'ers to prevent them from changing the name, but I don't know what good that would do. San Jose is to SF as Baltimore is to DC. Could the Ravens credibly call themselves the Washington Ravens? Of course not.

San Francisco for its part has been promising to build a new stadium for the better part of 15 years with absolutely nothing to show for it. You could almost say this is a symbol of the change in the Bay Area's economic and political balance of power: South Bay = dynamic, risk taking, pro-$$; SF = slow, hide-bound, short-sighted, unwilling to dirty its hands for $$.

And, of course, SF's plans for the "new" SF stadium involve "green" concerns. Lots and lots of "green" concerns. But, don't call environmentalism a job killer! Gavin's Green Turned 49'ers Red

The Niners' brass tell us that their biggest concerns about the city's plan to clear a spot for a stadium at the old Hunters Point Naval Shipyard were the toxic cleanup issues and fan access.

Getting into and out of Candlestick Park is already a nightmare, and the existing stadium is a lot closer to Highway 101 than the shipyard site. The 49ers told the city they wanted a bridge built across South Basin that would connect the site to the freeway, something environmentalists oppose.

The cleanup money came through, but the team was less than impressed with progress on the bridge.

It didn't help that when the 49ers expressed their concerns, the ever eco-conscious Newsom came back with a big concern of his own - namely, that the $900 million-plus stadium be LEED-certified, which means green as green can be.

For example, Newsom wanted solar panels to generate power for the stadium. The team thought that was nice, but not necessarily a top priority.

This is almost beyond parody. Solar power for a football stadium? "Environmental concerns" over a bridge in Hunter's Point (Take my word for it, nothing lives there)? Obviously, no one at City Hall actually wants to get anything done. But they, like Michigan Democrats who did so much to screw up the Big Three, will be leading the shocked press conference when the 49'ers leave the City.

(Yes, I realize the team could simply be using Santa Clara to get SF's attention. Hey, it works in dating, why not in pro-football stadium financing? I also realize that the 49'ers are deserately trying to obtain public financing, rather than pay for a stadium themselves. Boooo! But, SF politicos seeming willingness to lose the City's football team is deserving of note.)

The real problem is the snotty high-mindedness of SF's leaders when football demands a different attitude. A football stadium isn't a platform for "green" tech. It is an entertainment facility and beer delivery system. Santa Clara understands this well:

Mayor Gavin Newsom has also raised the possibility of suing the team over the use of San Francisco in its name if it heads two counties south.

Mahan and other Santa Clara leaders have said they have no intention of trying to change the team name.

"We're not in it for the name," Mahan quipped. "We're in it for the money."

A mercenary attitude will take you far, especially against the fading snobs to the north.

NFL Draft Preview

Actually, this is not a real draft preview, as I have no idea who's going to be picked in what round by what team. This is merely my opportunity to note that I will be watching the draft fates of two players: Michael Oher and Pat White.

Oher is, of course, the subject of Michael Lewis' excellent "The Blindside," a hybrid sports book and socio-economic study. In the book, it is repeatedly expressed that Oher has the potential to be the greatest left tackle of all time. It doesn't appear that it has worked out this way. His college career was quiet, although that was undoubtedly due to his attending the mediocre Ole Miss, rather than LSU or Tennessee. Still, Oher is a good guy with a compelling life story. No matter where he ends up (and one of our local sports scribes has predicted he will end up on the 49'ers), I am sure he will have an interesting few years.

Pat White is the former quarterback for West Virginia, and another appealing guy; a tall skinny player who could be a hybrid quarterback, running back, and receiver. His credentials are pretty much impeccable - his leading WV to victory over Oklahoma in the 2007 Feista Bowl was one of the great moments in sport in this decade - but, his size might doom him as a pro. But, like Oher, White has a ton of character and good will, which might take him farther than his diminutive size might indicate.

And, here's a story about another American original who found himself in football: Mel Kiper, the strangely compelling, old fashioned draft expert who should really be considered the Bill James of modern football: The NFL Draft is the Kiper Family Business

The Wrong Kind of Hero, Apparently

Alan Barra wants to know why no one, outside of baseball fans, knows that Albert Pujols is the one of the greats among contemporary players: Pujols Is Baseball's Best

In his rookie season in 2001, Mr. Pujols burst into the major leagues as a star, batting .329 with 37 home runs and 130 runs batted in. Since then he has been more consistent than beer sales in the sixth inning. Mr. Pujols has the highest batting average and slugging percentage of any active player. Since his rookie season, in 2001, he has won the National League's Most Valuable Player award in 2005 and 2008, finished second three times, third once and fourth once.

And yet, to the average fan outside baseball-mad St. Louis, Albert Pujols is just another very good player. Why hasn't he achieved fame commensurate with his performance? Playing his entire career outside of baseball's media centers probably hasn't helped.

Neither has the fact that Mr. Pujols -- married, the father of three, and active in the cause of Down Syndrome, which afflicts his oldest daughter -- has never earned a single headline for off-the-field activities. "He isn't colorful and he isn't controversial," says his manager, Tony LaRussa. "He's just great."

Great, and perhaps too consistent for his own good. Mr. Pujols has several nicknames. To Cardinals fans he is "El Hombre," but the name many players around the league refer to him as -- "The Machine" -- indicates respect yet generates no excitement. How can you get excited over a machine?

The article forgets to mention that he carries himself with pride and dignity, and also that his disdain for steroid users comes across in his interviews, even if he never says anything out loud. American popular culture needs about 100 Albert Pujols, but it can't even gin up the interest to pay attention to one. After the BS stats of the Steroid Era and the BS financials that brought down our economy, maybe it's time we turned to real heroes like Pujols. 

You know, I honestly blame the media for the failure to make someone like Pujols into a more well known figure; as it would much rather give relentless, repetitive coverage to train wrecks and prima donnas, rather than to guys who show up for work everyday and do their job. I would also blame MLB, which actively promoted stars who were on the juice, while good guys like Pujols, Ichiro Suzuki, and Mark Texeira languish in relative obscurity. 

UConn v Syracuse

I don't normally write about sports, but I would like to note that I was glad I decided to watch the Syracuse vs. Connecticut game last night. It went into an astounding 6 overtimes with bench players finishing off the game after most of the starters fouled out. 

Give credit to the kids who play for Syracuse: Connecticut is clearly the "better" team. Several of Connecticut's players are big enough and strong enough to play in the NBA, while Syracuse's kids are smaller and destined to get "real" jobs after school. Connecticut led most of the night and seemed more capable of scoring even as the overtimes went on and on. But, Syracuse always seemed to make a last second shot to get buy themselves another 5 precious minutes. They won the war of attrition when Hasheem Thabeet fouled out, and they could finally attack the basket, rather try to win by raining threes. 

In the end, Syracuse's coach, who has coached a lot of good teams over the years, declared that this was his "best" team ever because of this performance. High praise and well deserved. 

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